Der ORF glaubt anscheinend nur in den USA gibts Weblogs und findets toll. Wenns von dort kommt muss es schließlich gut sein ;-)
Diesmal fand man die Break Up News. Ganz normale Trennungen von ganz normalen Menschen - unsere Unterhaltung zum morgendlichen Wurstsemmerl....
Wirklich gelungen ist hingegen das Glossary of breakup terms:
The Albatross
The possessions of your ex which you refuse to return after your fallout. Common albatross are Joni Mitchell cds, sofas, iMacs, Gap hoodies, and the dog who was only pretending to love him all these years anyway.
Antiquing
Systematically going back and sleeping with everyone you've ever dated. A neat trick if you can pull it off.
Breakup Sex
Coitus with a party immediately following the agreement to sever romantic ties. Often confused by the more amorous party as being make up sex.
Cubic Zirconium
The stone with which a woman replaces the diamond in her engagement ring before returning it to her fiance. Proceeds from selling the original stone are often used by the former fiancee to buy Vibratex Rabbit vibrators for herself and her 87 closest friends.
Dog catching
The uplifting yet disturbing realization that your ex's current flame is a real dog, which means either he or she is much cooler than you and doesn't need to be good looking, or you're a lot worse looking than you thought you were.
Drunk Dialing
Always a bad idea
Ex Sex
Post-relationship nookie with a recently ditched lover. Often the result of the epiphany that you might never have sex with anyone else again...for free.
Diesmal fand man die Break Up News. Ganz normale Trennungen von ganz normalen Menschen - unsere Unterhaltung zum morgendlichen Wurstsemmerl....
Wirklich gelungen ist hingegen das Glossary of breakup terms:
The Albatross
The possessions of your ex which you refuse to return after your fallout. Common albatross are Joni Mitchell cds, sofas, iMacs, Gap hoodies, and the dog who was only pretending to love him all these years anyway.
Antiquing
Systematically going back and sleeping with everyone you've ever dated. A neat trick if you can pull it off.
Breakup Sex
Coitus with a party immediately following the agreement to sever romantic ties. Often confused by the more amorous party as being make up sex.
Cubic Zirconium
The stone with which a woman replaces the diamond in her engagement ring before returning it to her fiance. Proceeds from selling the original stone are often used by the former fiancee to buy Vibratex Rabbit vibrators for herself and her 87 closest friends.
Dog catching
The uplifting yet disturbing realization that your ex's current flame is a real dog, which means either he or she is much cooler than you and doesn't need to be good looking, or you're a lot worse looking than you thought you were.
Drunk Dialing
Always a bad idea
Ex Sex
Post-relationship nookie with a recently ditched lover. Often the result of the epiphany that you might never have sex with anyone else again...for free.
